Zachary's latest accomplishment is unscrewing light bulbs. I made this discovery when I waltzed unsuspectingly into the bedroom with a basket full of laundry. Zach was standing on one of the night tables and holding the bulb from the reading lamp in his hand. He looked at me and, without even blinking, tossed the light bulb to the side and resting his hands casually at his side. The little weasel never even broke eye contact. The gesture said, "Hi, Mom! I'm being an angel; as always."
Let's see where the tally now stands:
1. Climbing on Counters
2. Turning on the gas stove
3. Plugging in electric cords
4. Turning on and off floor fans and heaters
5. Being able to turn on and operate the TV
6. Opening the bathroom door, toilet seat, and being able to turn on the bathtub faucet
7. Climbing over the couch onto the counter after the knives
8. Unscrewing light bulbs
What am I missing? Oh, right:
9. Complete and unyielding possession of his mother's sanity
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