Murderous Desires

I've been driven to this. It really isn't in my nature to actively wish death on such a seemingly helpless creature. But they've done it; they've appealed to my sense of poetic justice.

First, it was the scattered sunflower seed shells and poo strewn in my silverware drawer. Then, the little vermin dared to get into my chocolate. Just when I thought they couldn't get stupider than eating a pregnant woman's chocolate supply, they delved into said Mama Bear's special treat for Zach. They chewed through the unopened bag of rice cakes and ate half and pooped on the rest. They ate Zachary's favorite snack!!! And I didn't buy more today because I thought he had a full bag for this week.

Well, it's over now. The mice will die. I have set traps smeared with peanut butter and scattered poison throughout their favorite hangouts. Chew on that, evil rodents!!!